WWJD (Skit)

(album: Along Came Joyner - 2015)

[Joyner:] Man, what the fuck [door closes] shi, bullshit
[Homie X:] [*singing*]
[Joyner:] Fucking walking again in this shit
[Homie X:] [*continues singing*]
[Joyner:] Would you shut your ass up and stop singing that bullshit?
[Homie X:] Ughhh relax bro
[Joyner:] Don't tell me to relax man
[Homie X:] Calm down man, all this complaining you doing not gonna change nothing
[Joyner:] Shut up nigga you know where we at right now? You know where the fuck we at?
[Homie X:] I don't know, I don't know where we at
[Joyner:] Aghiiii
[Homie X:] You think I know where we at?
[Joyner:] My point exactly. Fuck in the middle of nowhere and shit. Fuck man my feet hurting nigga
[Homie X:] Your feet hurt?
[Joyner:] Yeah nigga
[Homie X:] Nigga you got three feet for a reason you don't use your shit! It's dark out here ain't nobody gonna see us!
[Joyner:] Shut up
[Homie X:] Tryna be a fucking human man
[Joyner:] We be out here walking in the middle of nowhere I swear to GOD if I see somebody I'm gonna rob somebody man
[Homie X:] ROB somebody?!?
[Joyner:] Yeah nigga
[Homie X:] We what nigga? I told you bring the guns but you said leave the shits at home now you wanna rob somebody. For what?
[Joyner:] I don't give a fuck! I don't give A SHIT I SWEAR TO GOD I see a nigga Imma blow his fucking brains up! WE JUST GOT ROBBED! WE JUST GOT ROBBED NIGGA! WE JUST GOT FUCK FUCKED THE FUCKING ROBBED!
[Homie X:] Calm down. Calm down little man, calm down.
[Joyner:] Shut up
[Homie X:] Listen man, listen, when all things go bad just think to yourself, what would Jesus do?
[Joyner:] I'm calm…… I'm calm….. NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?!?!??!?!