Chris (Skit)

(album: ADHD - 2020)

[Chris Tucker:]
Ayy man, whattup man? Joyner man, what's happening man? Look man, let me just let you know man. You taking too goddamn long with this album, man. And I don't wanna hear about that ADD/ADHD shit. My momma got ADHD too, my nigga. And she ain't ever use that as no damn excuse to be lazy. My great-great-grandmomma had ADHD and so did my grandaddy. You need to do, all you need to do man is smoke a little weed man. Get your mind right. Got all these goddamn people waiting on you. Man, I thought, I thought you was supposed to drop that damn album two years ago man. I done shot ten goddamn movies and your shit still ain't dropped yet man. You been, you been milking the fuck out that album cover, man, way too long. So I hope this music's good, because if it's not I'm gonna be highly upset, nigga. Every time I go on YouTube, you got a new video of you throwing a pity party because you got ADHD. Fuck your pity party, man. Boo-fuckin'-hoo, man, stop crying. Smoke some weed, and drop this damn album already. Goddamn, we waiting. Bye.