I Heard You Got A Girl

(album: I Got Here By Accident - 2021)

Word on our old street is
There's a redheaded reason
Why you stopped calling me, texting me, sending me pictures of you and your friends trying to make me react
Actually, I'm fine with
Not wasting my time with
The effort it takes to placate your insatiable need to be royalty, God I'm just so fucking glad
I don't have to be that

I heard you got a girl
She's everything you need
Sort of funny how
She kinda looks like me
I heard it won't be long
Before you pop the question
Baby when's the wedding?
I heard you got a girl...
Pregnant

You tried to rush me into
Having babies with you
But I already had to take care of one, wasn't fun, 6 foot 1, I'm done but I hope she's ready for you
Looks like she's having two

I heard you got a girl
She's everything you need
Sort of funny how
She kinda looks like me
I heard it won't be long
Before you pop the question
Baby when's the wedding?
I heard you got a girl...
Pregnant

You're trading in the beers and bars
For sippy cups and toys
You're handing out cigars
I know you always wanted a boy
But I heard you got a girl
I heard you got a girl

I heard you got a girl
She's everything you need
Sort of funny how
She kinda looks like me
I heard it won't be long
Before you pop the question
Baby when's the wedding?
I heard you got a girl...
Pregnant

I heard you got a girl