The King Crimson Barber Shop (2001 Reissue Bonus Track)

(album: Three Of A Perfect Pair - 1984)

I'm Tony
I'm Billy
I'm Bobby
I'm Belew
We're here to sing and play for you
Oh we're the King Crimson band and don't you know it
We're the best in all the land all the land
We play bass and the drums and guitar for you
And if you really want we'll throw the Stick in too
Oh we're the King Crimson band (on EG Records)
And you know we think that's grand
So settle back to have some fun
And tap your foot in twenty-one
'Cause we're the King Crimson band you better believe it
The King Crimson band we don't do encores
The King Crimson band no photos please
'Cause we're the King Crimson band
We don't do 21st Century Schizoid Man
But we're the King Crimson band