Great Moments In Redneck History #3 (Skit)

(album: Keep It Redneck - 2013)

Hello everybody and good evening. This is great moments in redneck history. In the summer of 1951 Raymond White was cutting grass for a nickle a yard trying to buy a complete set Topps blueback baseball cards. Because of school he could only cut while on summer break so he needed to figure out how to cut more yards at a faster pace. He thought and thought then it hit him. He removed his front wheel off his bicycle and duct taped a push lawn mower to his handle bars. Just like that he had invented the first riding lawn mower. He was cutting five times the yards he was cutting last summer. He had his baseball card fix finished before school even started back. He was the most popular card trader on the playground for the next four years. He even patented his invention and sold it to the John Deere Corporation for 73 thousand dollars and change. And this has been another great moment in redneck history.