I Wrote This For My Ex-Girlfriend... In Highschool

Aw, yeah
Angry teenager rap right here
So if you're in high school, you may actually like this, this may apply to you

Yeah
You were my favorite girl
You and me were gonna save the world
Shit, I was gonna buy you pearls
Diamonds, gold, rubies
Now I wouldn't take you on a date out to Louie's
Meaghan, I swear to God you're just a Pagan
You are just a peg-boy, good for the pegging
Girl, you're so loose I could stick a whole leg in
You only loved me because I'm hella good at skating
Now you like Josh, he got a little dick probably
I bet that wack motherfucker can't even ollie
He be up in Gym class, always getting picked last
I'm bout to have my friend Antonio to kick his ass
Tell him he can meet me up at Macaroni Grill, where I work
I'll go berserk, he'll get hurt
You were my fiance, I swear
Take those earrings I bought you at Claire's
Shove 'em up your ass, say goodnight and say your prayers
The first time I kissed you, we were playing Truth or Dare!
Damn! I should've known, it'd be Josh you would bone
Now I'm heartbroken, all alone
I can't call you, 'cuz you're grounded from the phone
My words hurt, so suck my stick and stones
Watch out, protect your heart from the cuts
And don't trust girls 'cuz they're sluts

Some girls got nice eyes and butts
But don't trust them, 'cuz they're sluts
Some girls love you all twelve months
But don't trust them, 'cuz they're sluts
Some girls only want dough and blunts
But don't trust them 'cuz they're sluts
If Versache and Ferrari is all they want
Don't trust them, 'cuz they're sluts
Damnit, Meaghan
Happy Valentine's day