No Feet Skit

(album: Good Grades, Bad Habits - 2015)

Don't you got an English test today?
I already speak English
Okay. Well go ahead. You got it figured out
Hey, hey! Before you go, let's play this out. Okay?
You go with them, you get drunk
How long before you drop out?
I give it a week
So now you're 17 year old wino
When you're a wino, you do what wino do best
You're going to jail. Once, twice
Third time you get a hard judge
Judge gives you two choices
You got jail, you got the army
Which one you going to take?
Army ain't so bad
You're right, it's not
Except you forgot about one thing. War!
So now you're in Afghanistan
You know what they got in Afghanistan? Landmines!
Boom! You got no legs
So now what happens? You're right back here
You're in the streets, but let's remember, you got no diploma, you got no feet, you got no job
That means you're back at the liquor store getting drunk all damn day
Now that you're drunk all day, you try to steal because you don't have a job, but your stealing ain't going too good because you can't run
You know why you can't run? 'Cause you got no feet!
Now you're stuck living in a refrigerator box
Here's the bad thing. You're lonely, you in a gutter, and you're legless
Is that what you want, huh?