I'm The Santa Claoz

Let me tell you all a glory
Little Christmas story
A story 'bout a mouse
In a big brown house
Underneath the mistletoe
She asked for Mr. Ho
But fuck that little mouse
'Cause I'm the Santa Claoz

I'm the Santa Claoz (so what?)
I'm the Santa Claoz

Holy moly, what a mouse
Cook that turkey like a boss
Monilie money money flow
Tell me where is Santa, though
They said he was a witch
Yeah, a sneaky little bitch
But fuck that little mouse
'Cause I'm the Santa Claoz

I'm the Santa Claoz (so what?)

Merry Christmas to all
And to all, a good night
Haha, I got it

Ooh, I see ya
Ooh, I see ya
Ooh, I see ya

'Cause I'm the Santa Claoz
I'm the Santa Claoz (so what?)
I'm the Santa Claoz
I'm the Santa Claoz

Merry Christmas to all
And to all, a good night