Candy Maker

(album: Candy - 2019)

First of all, you have to know
The story that has made me sick of candy stores
She seemed kind, a twisted mind
She made us eat so much we couldn't leave the floor

She fills you up with lollipops and pumpkin pie
Crunchy chocolate filling that could make you cry
With gummy bears and jelly beans in every size
And yummy sticky toffee you can chew all night

I'm the candy maker
The finest queen of bakers
Will you lick the jelly jam
I've poisoned with ammonia
Bleaching all the crispy treats
To make the children fall asleep
Chemical sweets, mmm!
They will be so sick!

I'm the candy maker
The ginger house creator
Eating all the organs
After cooking them for hours
Biting on the juicy meat
And ripping skin with nails and teeth
What a delight
Licking my fingers clean

So doctor can you please
Help my needs
The crazy clown in tears
On his knees
She'll pay for this I swear at the least
I'll tie her to a chair and make her feast

(Burp)

Ha ha! She said

Eat the muffin, take the pudding, cherry cake with lime
Pigging out on fluffy marshmallows in every bite
Then creamy shakes and ginger bread and milky chocolate bars
Drink the caramel sauce dripping all through the night

I'm the candy maker
The ginger house creator
Eating all the organs
After cooking them for hours
Biting on the juicy meat
And ripping skin with nails and teeth
What a delight
Licking my fingers clean
Ha ha! What a delight
Licking my fingers clean