Ibiza Uncovered

(album: Full English - 2013)

Remeber that Martini campaing in the seventies?
Martini is dot dot dot dot
Remember that?
When I was kid that wound me up big time is what?
What the fuck is it?
What the fuck is Martini?
But I was young and I didn't really understand
And now I'm mature and I've lived thirty eight years
And I can confidently say
Ibiza is dot dot dot dot

Holiday day one met sutem' form Brum
Didn't beat just drop a couple kids on her tongue
Day three met sutem' form Leeds
She told me come hotel for the beat
Day four it's the lads on tour
Lads army march to Europe for the war
I've had enough but I'll have a bit more
Can't draw then I'll drink myself to floor
Five days in, feeling a write off
Still won't entertain talk of a night off
Two left and I'm on form who's next
Who wants Tequila poured down whose chest
Stressed 'cause my best shoes are a mess
Mans name on your chest but I couldn't care less
Last night out next year come again
Who's counting brother tonights never gonna end

I'm in Beefa she's from Leicester
We spent the evening getting off our nuts
In the morning, we'll be leaving
She said baby are you having fun?
I'm in Beefa she's from Leicester
We spent the evening getting off our nuts
In the morning, we'll be leaving
She said baby are you having fun?
Are you having fun?

Thought I'd say hello I've been looking over long enough
Along with every geezer in front of us
Anyway where you from? You a Londoner
Oh straight yeah babe there's a tonne of us
Thought the worst when you saw me at first
Yeah I asked for a fag but I'll settle for a drag
I ain't that guy I tell no lies
But I strolled down the strip with twenty six chaps
So we're here grab a chair
Watch the sun go down over there
Chilling in Cafe del Mar spent a oner at the bar
Love I feel like a millionaire
Lets make the most of the vibes for the evening
Ain't coming back for a year so we need it
You feel it? Yeah I mean it
Out to the DJ playing that remix

I'm in Beefa she's from Leicester
We spent the evening getting off our nuts
In the morning, we'll be leaving
She said baby are you having fun?
I'm in Beefa she's from Leicester
We spent the evening getting off our nuts
In the morning, we'll be leaving
She said baby are you having fun?
Are you having fun?

Last night here I'm in DC10
With ten of my friends and twenty-odd blem
Lifes been great for like eight nights straight
'Cause we spent our reds like the rave won't end
Clubs don't shut until the sun come up
Yeah I'm off my nut but mate pour me a cup
And then pour me another
There ain't no hate just one night lovers
Sitting on the beach with the world at my feet
Little sort on my arm that I keep on charming
She got a fella but they're on and off
So it might be wrong but I ain't gonna tell her
Live for the moment house sound deep like the ocean
Wish we could keep the emotion
But we can't so we dance
Rave for the night like we've got on chance

I'm in Beefa she's from Leicester
We spent the evening getting off our nuts
In the morning, we'll be leaving
She said baby are you having fun?
I'm in Beefa she's from Leicester
We spent the evening getting off our nuts
In the morning, we'll be leaving
She said baby are you having fun?
Are you having fun?
Are you having fun?
Are you having?
Baby are you having fun?
Are you having fun?
Are you having fun?
Are you having?
Baby are you having fun?