Co-Efficient (Skit)

(album: Knowing Is Half The Hassle - 2003)

[Geek: (singing under his breath)] ...talking bout math, math, I love math, gettin my books for school, math
[Bully:] Wait a minute, math!? MATH!? Hey, what the fuck are you doing over there, you little GEEK?
[Geek:] Oh, don't hit me.
[Bully:] You were just jabbering about math? What is these, math books? There they go! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Geek:] Oh, you knocked the books out of my hands! I gotta pick them up now. I gotta get to...I gotta get to class.
[Bully:] Hey, you like math, do you?
[Geek:] Yeah, I like math.
[Bully:] I got a practical math application for you.
[Geek:] Oh...
[Bully:] Yeah, your face plus my fist plus, uh, something that I'm gonna shove up your asshole...
[Geek:] No!
[Bully:] ...divided by Pi, the co-efficient...
[Geek:] Aaaah! Oh! Ow! You're hurting me! Oh, this is so painful!
[Bully:] Shut up! If you think this is painful, meet me in the boys' bathroom at 2:00...
[Geek:] No...
[Bully:] ...and then I'll show you painful.
[Geek:] Oh God... [cries] One day, I'm gonna show him...