Kingdom Farts

(album: Dungeon Master Of Ceremonies - 2006)

I'm a dank burner 'cause I'm earning some bank.
No one to spend it on because I ain't got a mate,
so I put it in my system where I procrastinate
playing games of video, I'm sure that you can relate.
I like Hack-n-Slash, FPS, my favorite's third person.
Shotgun blast to some brains is my perversion.
Mixing up the herbs, weapon upgrades,
use the silencer if that shit's on fade.
Reside inside a hazy hobbit hole, I never vamanos.
My best friend's Papa John and The Noid from Domino's.
Sometimes I skip a shower, I smell like a stinky toad.
Every console you can think of on the brink of Jericho.
I would never buy a gun, I would never take a life
but I'll snipe you in the eye if I see that you're online.
I'm a kinda quiet guy 'cause I'm always in my mind.
I would say give me a try if I ever went outside.

Home alone on my throne, everywhere I go I own.
I'm a troll, packing bowls, yo, it's in my chromosomes.
It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
I've been down with booting up since Sierra Games.
Home alone on my thrown, everywhere I go I own.
I'm a troll, packing bowls, yo, it's in my chromosomes.
It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
I've been down with booting up since Sierra Games.

Dining on some Deep Dish, listing to Cheap Trick,
live this life of chronic, Life Aquatic made me seasick.
On my Wii or my 3 or my 3-6.
Cross-legged, playing bongos like a beatnik.
I'm getting baked with Solid Snake and Ratchet and Clank.
Pot with Ocelot 'cause he's got the mad dank.
We're drinking Sunny D 'cause the purple stuff's rank.
We never step outside, sun exposure's unsafe.
I'm not a party guy unless it's Mario Party time.
I'd rather kill some Zombie Army Guys while playing R.E. 5
or the second God of War or the first Half-Life 2.
Now roll up a blunt with my degree from NYU.
I got the game thumb, the basement's the place to be.
President's daughter has been kidnapped and it's up to me.
In my pixelated palace, there's a policy:
if the world hangs in the balance, you best call mc!

Home alone on my throne, everywhere I go I own.
I'm a troll, packing bowls, yo, it's in my chromosomes.
It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
I've been down with booting up since Sierra Games.
Home alone on my thrown, everywhere I go I own.
I'm a troll, packing bowls, yo, it's in my chromosomes.
It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
I've been down with booting up since Sierra Games.

"...Do you want to play a game?"

Home alone on my throne, everywhere I go I own.
I'm a troll, packing bowls, yo, it's in my chromosomes.
It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
I've been down with booting up since Sierra Games.
Home alone on my thrown, everywhere I go I own.
I'm a troll, packing bowls, yo, it's in my chromosomes.
It brings out the best in me in very scary ways.
I've been down with booting up since Sierra Games.