Asstronaut

Turn on MTV, I see these
Ladies in small bikinis
Backwards reversing, I'm cursing
At the way that the cheeks be bursting

Out of that thong, it won't be long
Till the bum more famous than the face it belongs to
Oh my god, look at her butt
I got a big fat ass… we know

Sorry to be cheeky, I gotta butt in
And ask a question
How'd we exclaim when their names got an ass-in
That's just asking for trouble

Like Nicki Minass, iggy Azaeli-ass, kim kard-ass-ian
If you ratchet and you know it, clap yo ass

Watch that booty hit the floor
Baby I'm an asstronaut

Nicky I got tickeys
To go to your show
You taught me I'm bound to get found
If I act like a

You taught me my lovely lady lumps
Are the key to success
So I filled up my juicy booty
With the fat from my breasts

Watch that booty hit the floor
Baby I'm an asstronaut

Year of the booty… total eclipse
Land on you like a rocket ship
Gimme dat booty, gimme dat booty
Gimme dat booty, pirate booty

Year of the ass… total eclipse
Turn you round like a pancake flip
Gimme dat ass, gimme dat ass
Gimme dat ass, asstronaut