House Party

We are the TMB party

It's election time for an election rhyme
Vote for us and you'll be just fine
We'll welcome you with a cheese and wine
Or kill you kids if you decline

We have some things to promise you
We're making busses baby blue
Red's so last year and as for Big Ben
It's time for you to join 2010

Gordon Brown can't break it down
David Cam can't do the running man
Who's the other one?; I think it's Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg
Nick Cleggy in the house

We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, Come-a fuck around with me
We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, to our house party

We are the TMB par-tay
We're the only party that has a DJ
Who's in the house? Weed in the house
We in the house of Parliament

Don't mind spending tax payer's moneys
We'll buy cars, cigars, and hot honeys
I could have a mote around my estate
We could sit around, have a mass debate

The prime minister, ever so sinister
Words like a trigger, I'm verbally bigger
But not in my figure, go figure the size of my lunch
The taxes I munch and the credit I crunch

I'm the chancellor of the exchequer
I write checks to make things better
If you do wrong I'll write you a letter

Chief secretary, to the Treasury
Got a second house in the Grand Canaries
If you got probs then bitch be wary
I could put you in the obituaries

We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, Come-a fuck around with me
We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, to our house party

We are the TMB par-tay
We're the only party that has a DJ
Who's in the house? Weed in the house
We in the house of Parliament

Who pays for houses like this? You do
Who like picnics? We do
Who built this monstrosity of a ferris wheel? Not us
Rubbish is literally littering the streets; Bin it
TMB: one, litter: nil

We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, Come-a fuck around with me
We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, to our house party

We are the TMB par-tay
We're the only party that has a DJ
Who's in the house? Weed in the house
We in the house of Parliament