The Batman Rap Battle

[Christian Bale (DizzyEight):]
They call me the Dark Knight, slide on the darkest night
I might cross the line, I'm out my mind, they want me in Arkham right?
Try me if you dare, bro, who really in my tier though
Batman with no Christian Bale? Tell me who really cares, bro?
You wasn't meant for the role, Pattinson look like Nightwing, you just my sidekick
And according to the comics your girl became my side chick
Yeah, and don't even get me started on Affleck
That movie you was in was garbage, here's a trash can

[George Clooney (Diggz Da Prophecy):]
I never need the script cause honestly I be legit
And for the role I plead the fifth, no lies, just go and see the list
It's in my veins, it's my nature, IV, I leave her pissed
The Bane of your existence and the coldest, all you see is drip
And I ain't tryna make em like me
All this hate that I see, they just don't make em like me
So just send me a signal, these rounds are due
You can't be the world's greatest detective without a Cloo

[Ben Affleck (Darrnell Bradley):]
I got that big green, no Banner, bro, this hero's Bruce Wayne
Superman's pockets got ran something like loose change
Cause I'm that Batman, do or die, boy
Roll on me with your clique, that's a Suicide Squad
Bat fakes, ain't the same, not with gains, quick to tap out
Let Ra's run the train and then Bane blow your back out
Replace me? You only look like Terry McGinnis
You going under like your city, you ain't here for the business

[Michael Keaton (NemRaps):]
Ha, you see the flames when I pull up in that Batmobile
When the logo's in the sky these maniacs hold still
Putting fear in the hearts of villains, you lack those skills
Some of y'all are milking the role, you need some lactose pills
Yeah, the Bat don't kill, but I'll beat you half to death
And then I'll toss your lungs just so you can catch your breath
I'm synonymous with Batman, other Bruce's are a crap shoot
They're useless like putting armored nipples on the Batsuit

[Val Kilmer (GR3YS0N):]
Slash, the first hero with a side kick
Solving simple riddles, cripple lawyers with a coin flip
Tough act to follow cause the sequel is just not it
Two Face got clipped, saw the script, and then we had to split
You can peep my image on the glass, I'm immortalized
Back in ninety five I was the greatest superhero alive
Riddle me this, name a Batman that had done it better?
Answer's never, in other words I'm Batman Forever

[Robert Pattinson (Delta Deez):]
I'm the Bat with loads of assets, a past that's known to be tragic
I should win this by default, I'm laying with Zoe Kravitz
If I ever see Two Faces, it ain't gon be open casket
I'm the Bane of their existence, born in places they adapted
What's a Christian to a Catholic if he carried by the Joker?
They say that he the best, but I got plans of taking over
Ben got whooped by Superman dog, you embarrassing to me
How you lose, that man allergic to like everything that's green, sheesh