Anything You Can Do

[OR3O:]
Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you

[CG5:] No you can't
[OR3O:] Yes, I can
[CG5:] No, you can't
[OR3O:] Yes, I can
[CG5:] No, you can't
[OR3O:] Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

[CG5:]
Anything you can be, I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you

[OR3O:] No, you're not
[CG5:] Yes, I am
[OR3O:] No, you're not
[CG5:] Yes, I am
[OR3O:] No, you're not!
[CG5:] Yes, I am, Yes, I am!

[CG5:] I can make FNaF songs, with purple man sing alone
[OR3O:] I can make originals, that don't perform as critical
[CG5:] I can live on bread and cheese
[OR3O:] And only on that?
[CG5:] Yes
[OR3O:] So can a rat!

[CG5:] Any note you can reach, I can go higher
[OR3O:] I can sing anything higher than you
[CG5:] No, you can't. (High)
[OR3O:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[CG5:] No, you can't. (Higher)
[OR3O:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[CG5:] No, you can't. (Higher)
[OR3O:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[CG5:] No, you can't. (Higher)
[OR3O:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[CG5:] No, you can't. (Higher)
[OR3O:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[CG5:] No, you can't. (Higher)
[OR3O:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[CG5:] No, you can't. (Higher)
[OR3O:] Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

[CG5:] ARGH! How do you sing that high?
[OR3O:] [dolphin sounds]

[CG5:] Anything you can say, I can say softer
[OR3O:] I can say anything softer than you
[CG5:] No, you can't. (Softly)
[OR3O:] Yes, I can. (Softer)
[CG5:] No, you can't. (Softer)
[OR3O:] Yes, I can. (Softer)
[CG5:] No, you can't. (Softer)
[OR3O:] Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

[CG5:] I can make a meaning look better, than it seems
[OR3O:] I can do it quicker, and get even sicker
[CG5:] I can take a whole fanbase!
[OR3O:] Without being caught?
[CG5:] DAGames doesn't know
[OR3O:] That's what I thought...you crook!

[CG5:] Any note you can hold, I can hold longer
[OR3O:] I can hold any note longer than you
[CG5:] No, you can't
[OR3O:] Yes, I can
[CG5:] No, you can't
[OR3O:] Yes, I can
[CG5:] No, you can't
[OR3O:] Yes, I can, Yes, I—
[CG5:] No, you—
[OR3O &CG5:] CA-A-A-A-A-AN! (CA-A-A-A-A-AN'T!)

[CG5:] Huh... Where are you keep on that air?
[OR3O:] In my head...

[CG5:] Anything you can say, I can say faster
[OR3O:] I can say anything faster than you
[CG5:] No, you can't. (Fast)
[OR3O:] Yes, I can. (Faster)
[CG5:] No, you can't. (Faster)
[OR3O:] Yes, I can. (Faster)
[CG5:] No, you can't. (Faster)
[OR3O:] Yes, I can. (Faster)
[CG5:] No, you can't. (Faster)
[OR3O:] Yes, I can, Yes, I can! (Fastest)

[CG5:] I catch up a hype train
[OR3O:] I have a bigger brain
[CG5:] I'm a trendsetter
[OR3O:] But I can sing it better
[CG5:] I can do most anything!
[OR3O:] Can you find love?
[CG5:] No
[OR3O:] Neither can I

[CG5:] Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter
[OR3O:] I can sing anything sweeter than you
[CG5:] No, you can't. (Sweetly)
[OR3O:] Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
[CG5:] No, you can't. (Sweeter)
[OR3O & CG5:] Yes, I can! (No, you can't.)

[DAGames:] Excuse me, I think I'm better than all of
[OR3O:] [throws ASMR microphone on DAGames]