My Dog's Bigger Than Your Dog

(アルバム： Goin' To The Zoo - 1997)

My dog's bigger than your dog
My dog's bigger than yours
My dog's bigger and he chases mailmen
My dog's bigger than yours

My dad's tougher than your dad
My dad's tougher than yours
My dad's tougher and he can yell louder
My dad's tougher than yours

I'm not afraid of the dark anymore
I can tie my shoes
I have been to the country
And I am going to school

Our car's faster than your car
Our car's faster than yours
It has a louder horn, it bumps other cars,
Our car's faster than yours

My mom's older than your mom
My mom's older than yours
She takes smelly baths, she hides the gray hairs
My mom's older than yours

I'm not afraid of the dark anymore
I can tie my shoes
I have been to the country
And I am going to school