Category Is... (Season 9 Remix)

[RuPaul:]
Category is... bring it to the runway
Category is... stars, statement, and legends
Tens, tens, tens across the board
DJ, start the music
Category is!

[Peppermint:]
Sugary sweet confection
Bad for your teeth
Spicy, red-hot chocolatey
I'm minty fresh but it ain't for free
Legendary queen from NYC
Sassy, never shady
Classy, but I can still take it to the street
So you know you better never try to come for me
Season nine, out the gate
Finish line, no time to wait
Ten queens down, only three to go
And I'm laying bitches out like dominoes
Sasha reads books
Shea turns looks
Trinity crazy but off the hook
But the number one queen is P-E-P-P-E-R
Bitch you know the rest

[RuPaul:]
Take it to the runway, runway
Run-run-r-r-runway
Bring it to the runway
Bring it to the runway
Bring it to the, bring it to the, bring it to the runway
Category is!

[Sasha Velour:]
Bright eyed and bushy browed
Be the strange you wish to see in the world
Sasha Velour relies on brains
Beauty be damned, let monsters reign
If you wanna join the revolution
Innovate, that's my solution
Wear a crown, fuck with gender
Bend the rules, don't surrender
A thinking queen speaks to the heart
She's stranger than fiction, better than art
I'm, I'm more true than real
I'm a magical bitch darling, that's how I feel

[RuPaul:]
Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom!
...
Category is!

[Trinity Taylor:]
Trintastic, plastic, injectable realness
The body is here
I'm the mother-tucker, what can I say?
There can only be one and I'm feeling the fantasy
My name is Trinity and can't you see
I've got a lot of plastic parts up in me
Crowns and gowns and tiny thongs too
Other bitches wishing but you ain't me boo
The talent I got, you just can't replace
Even with injectables in your face
The time has come to win a hundred G's
You think you're gonna beat me?
Girl please

[RuPaul:]
What category are we on right now?
What category are we on right now?
What category are we on right now?
Wh-wh-what category?
Bring it
Category is!

[Shea Couleé:]
Slay Couleé, look at the edges I snatched today
I see you watching how I sashay
Them other girls best get out my way
'Cause I want it, I get it and came up in here and did it
And girl I'm ready to show 'em, how these bitches I own 'em
Got that supermodel switch
Ms. Couleé she a real, real bad bitch
Let me rock this mic
Leave 'em in my dust like Tina did Ike
I'm sickening, no? And real fierce too
Chicago in the house, girl whatcha gon' do?
About to shut it down
Come on Mama Ru, bring the queen her crown
I approve this message and all I'm gonna say
Is I'm Shea Couleé and I always..

[RuPaul:]
Take it to the runway, runway
Run-run-r-r-runway
Bring it to the runway
Run-run-r-r-runway
Bring it to the runway
Bring it to the runway
Bring it to the, bring it to the, bring it to the runway