Saturday Afternoon Kung Fu Theater Part 1

(アルバム： Saturday Afternoon Kung Fu Theater - 2022)

Saturday Afternoon
Kung-Fu Theater!
Mommy
It's Saturday Afternoon Kung-Fu Theater
[*chanting*]
What's today's special feature?
Todays' special feature is
Bobby Digital versus the RZA and the pit full of snakes

(Turn my mic up a little bit)
Yo, Bobby Digital (ha)

Ayo I could take a rain drop
Turn it to an icicle
Pull off in that blue Escalade
You still rocking tricycles
Michael Myers mask on my face
Copper filtered in
N-95 edition boy
I'm a virus killa
Try to quarantine me
My chi increase like Akira
Money coming in the mail
I got cheese like quesadilla
You're generic prosthetic pathetic
Your rap is too synthetic
You can't cope with me kiddo
This is verbal athletics

Thirty-six
Pressure points we choose
Hit that fatal
Aikido blow tae-kwon-do
Whirlwind kicks, tornadoes
Bobby Digital
Back in black shampoo
It's like ah, animal house
National lampoon (haha)

Gag em up with a spoon
I got the bag in the other room
I bought a mansion
But still sleep in my mothers room
See me floating on my brothers yacht
Yo check it
Here's another plot
Hip-Hop was going cold
Let me turn y'all on to something hot

Thirty-six pressure points
BONG, that's fatal
Aikido throws tae-kwon-do
Whirlwind kicks, tornadoes
Bobby Digital
Back!
In black shampoo
It's like ah, animal house
National lampoon

Classical physics
Mechanical physics and Thermodynamics
Electromagnetism and Quantum theory
These are some of the powers used by the great Bob Digital

Classical physics
Mechanical physics and Thermodynamics
Electromagnetism and Quantum Mechanics
These are the tactics of Bobby Digital

Life may deal you a pill that's too hard to swallow
I'm getting mines' today, they say the sun will come out tomorrow
The Greece believe it was being dragged across the sky by Apollo
This ain't showtime or the old school daze of Giancarlo
Take it back to when Fred Sanford use to argue with Rallo
Back when Mike was learning to throw hands with the great Cus D'Amato
Plus the motto was flush the bottle of crack down the toilet
Before the spot was rushed by the narcos, Tony Starks in dark clothes
Ambulance screeching
This homeless man was reaching
Inside the garbage can for his evening meal
While the pope was still preachin
My fake friends
They still leechin
They want my money
They want my lab
They want my fame
But they won't accept my teachings'
Clear it out like it's Clearasil
Revolve, spin like a ferris wheel
A day off like Ferris Vueller
Cause you popped a perc a pill
Pulled back the curtains
To reveal what you thought was real
But really wasnt really real
It was just a fucking pill

Thirty-six pressure points
BONG, that's fatal
Aikido throws tae-kwon-do
Whirlwind kicks, tornadoes
Bobby Digital
Back
In black shampoo
It's like ah, animal house
National lampoon

Thirty-six pressure points
BONG, that's fatal
Aikido throws tae-kwon-do
Whirlwind kicks, tornadoes
Bobby Digital
Back
In black shampoo
It's like ah, animal house
National lampoon

[*fast noises*]

Bobby Digital!
Bobby Digital!
Bobby

Wow, mommy that was great
Can we watch another movie next Saturday?
Ahhhh
Bobby Digital is so cool
Be sure to tune in next week
For the Mask Avengers and Heroes of the East