Dirty Doreen

(アルバム： The Album After The Last One - 2012)

Hello?
Hello? Olga? It's Doreen
Do you fancy coming to celebrate
Me 84th birthday?
I'll put me stockings on

Dirty Doreen, what a pong
£2 pungent perfume on, ooee
O.A.P. ins stilettos
A fossil on the pill I chose, for me

She's an obscene, indecent,
Wrinkly, she's ancient…

Doreen doesn't care
I cannot take one more granny
In a thong
Doreen doesn't care
Zimmer framed fat flirt

What's her name?
That's dirty Doreen

Aw, Dirty Doreen, am I mad?
She's the oldest hag I've had
It's true!
A senior citizen I saw
A slapper pushing 84, aaoo

She's an obscene, indecent,
Wrinkly, she's ancient…

Doreen doesn't care
I cannot take one more granny
In a thong
Doreen doesn't care
Zimmer framed fat flirt
What's her name?
That's dirty Doreen

Doreen, Doreen

Dirty Doreen she prefers
Shopping at Ann Summers, ooee
False teeth and a vibrator
Lay beyond the bedroom door for me

She's an obscene, indecent,
Wrinkly, she's ancient…

Doreen doesn't care
I cannot take one more granny
In a thong
Doreen doesn't care
Zimmer framed fat flirt
What's her name?
That's dirty Doreen

Doreen Dirty Doreen...

Hey, Olga, that was lovely