Christmas Time Of Year

Once upon a mistletoe
At Christmas time of year
Ka Pala-la, Ka Pala-la
It's Christmas time of year

Jesus Christ
And Santa Claus
From Christianity
To Deck The Halls
A fire roars
The holy wars
Now we fight to save
In department stores

Boys and girls across the world
Await a jolly elder
To judge naughty or nice
(Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus Christ)
So meet me by the mistletoe
We'll skip the toast
And kiss under this
Elvish device
(Once a year)
My favorite season, it's finally here

It's Christmas time of year
(It's Christmas time of year
Ka Pala's come to sing)
Sing along (with you)
For Christmas
So grab a cup a couple beers
(So grab a couple beers
And hold your homies close and near)
Fuck you if you don't think
(Fuck you if you don't think)
(That Die Hard is a Christmas) that Die Hard
(Movie) is a Christmas classicIt's Christmas time of year
(It's Christmas time of year
Ka Pala's come to sing with you)

Once upon a mistletoe
At Christmas time of...

It's Christmas time
Ho, ho, ho
It's been so hard
This past year
My wife left me, you see
Mrs. Claus, for an elf
Fuck that guy
He's not even that tall
Little green bitch
No one even knows this guy's name
I'm Santa Claus