Salome Smith And Her Amazing Dancing Bear

I may go out tomorrow
If I can borrow a dress to wear
Oh, I'd step out in style
With my sincere smile and my dancing bear

Outrageous, alarming
Courageous and charming

Oh, who would think a girl and bear
Could be well-accepted everywhere?
Well, it's just amazing how fair people can be

Seen at the nicest places
Where well-fed faces all stop to stare
Making the grandest entrance
Is Salome Smith and her dancing bear

They'll love us, won't they?
They feed us, don't they?

Oh who would think a girl and bear
Could be well-accepted everywhere?
Well, it's just amazing how fair people can be

Who needs money
When you're funny?

The big attraction everywhere
Will be Salome Smith and her dancing bear
It's Salome Smith and the amazing dancing bear