Top Of The Props

[Boyinaband:]
They said I could be funny
Make you cackle and clap
So like OMG
I'm a barrel of laughs
For humour dude
I'm better than a box or a crate is
Despite the fact
I have some pretty prominent haters
"Oh my God"
"I need a joke to cheer me up"
"Do you have one?"
Yeah bitch
I got 36 imperial gallons
So do a barrel rofl
When you spy me
No
No
Wait
I've got something else to try being

[Minx:]
They said I could be bubbly
And loaded with green
So like OMG
I'm a soda machine
So gimme the G's
And I'll get my cans out
Wait
That makes me a stripper
Yay, I get to dance now
I got amazing flavour
That's a must, dude
But if you try to shake me, babe
Then I'll crush you
Fill my ass with cash
And I'll splash the bubble blaster
Then change again
'Cause yes I am the master

[Boyinaband:]
They said I could be anything
Anything I could ever think
[Minx:]
But I have a habit
Of taking things literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)

[Boyinaband:]
They said I could be anything
Anything I could ever think
[Minx:]
But I have a habit
Of taking things literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)

[Boyinaband:]
They said I could be bright
Could be bright, man
So OMG I'm a nice lamp
I see your face light up
When I come in the room
A right smart bright spark
I'll remove the gloom
And every time you turn me on
I get an idea
I'm the tallest
Hottest thing you'll find in IKEA
I'll be the light of your life
Time to get amped
But it's time to move on 'cause
I'm feeling kind of cramped here

[Minx:]
They said I could be youthful
And cute to save me
Like OMG
I'm literally a baby
Skin soft as my behind, in fine health
It's like taking candy from myself
Damn, son
Can't believe I'm this handsome
Catch me
And I'm calling Chris Hanson
I get boobs
Man I fucking love boobs
I'm the bomb
But I don't want to be a baby boom

[Boyinaband:]
They said I could be anything
Anything I could ever think
[Minx:]
But I have a habit
Of taking things literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)

[Boyinaband:]
They said I could be anything
Anything I could ever think
[Minx:]
But I have a habit
Of taking things literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)

[Minx:]
I wanna be stuff
I wanna be things
[Boyinaband:]
And you're never gonna stop me
Whatever life brings

[Minx:]
I wanna be things
I wanna be stuff
[Boyinaband:]
No matter what
I'm gonna be the top of the props

[Minx:]
I wanna be stuff
I wanna be things
[Boyinaband:]
And you're never gonna stop me
Whatever life brings

[Minx:]
I wanna be things
I wanna be stuff
[Boyinaband:]
No matter what
I'm gonna be the top of the props

[Boyinaband:]
They said I could be anything
Anything I could ever think
[Minx:]
But I have a habit
Of taking things literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)

[Boyinaband:]
They said I could be anything
Anything I could ever think
[Minx:]
But I have a habit
Of taking things literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)