4 Quarters In The Black (Skit)

(アルバム： The Big Day - 2019)

[Keith David:]
You damn right, we doing good
We just had four consecutive quarters in the black
You kidding me?
Hey, wait a minute, where you goin'?
Come he no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Come here, co
Before you do, before you do all that, come here
Let me talk to him for a minute
Y'all know I'm proud of him, right?
As a matter of fact
Excuse me, excuse me, uh, uh
Garçon, yeah, boy I'm talking to you
Come here, give me one of them things
You old enough to drink, ain't ya?
Now, you know I got to do this
I'd like to make a toast to this young man
Come on, give it up, ladies and gentlemen
Give it up, come on, hahahahaha
Look at him, this is the future
This is a guy who literally never ceases to surprise me
The decisions he makes
Are not necessarily the decisions I would have made
Or anybody with some sense
But what I can say is: the boy is fearless
He's ambitious and he's a honest man
Look, he's grown, really
Got his lady with him, making himself a lil' money, look like
We see the success, but what's next?
I mean, we're proud
But you can't just pack it all up and start all over
It works here 'cause you got us
The support here is what made ya
This boy's a prime example, hm
Of counting your eggs before they hatch
Got a lil' lucky, now he up and ready to take over the whole globe
Look at him, the kid's got big, big plans
And I hope they all work out, I really do
But do you ever really think about how it's s'posed to all work out?
Do you have health insurance? A retirement plan?
And you need to start saving money, right? Huh?
Uh, and he gon' need a car
And you need to pay me that money you owe me
And you need a wife
And you need Jesus
Oh, and you need to be a vegan
Don't forget about that veganism, that's that 2019, it's almost 2020
(And you need a credit card)
You need to stop doing that Percy pill
(And he gon' need a car)