Best Worst Ex

My ex hung the watch that I bought him on a tree branch
And shot it with a rifle
My ex said the preacher's daughter, she was just a good friend
And swore it on the Bible
Oh girl, no, no, you can't make this shit up, so tell me
Oh girl, yeah, yeah, before you kicked him to the dust

Did he cheat, did he lie
Did he love to make you cry
And call you crazy
Was he drunk, was he drama
And mean to his mama
And call your best friend baby
When it comes to him, I know I'm gonna win
Nobody's ever done bad better
I've got the best worst ex ever

My ex showed up yelling at my new man's window
Shouting come on out and fight
My ex yeah the second that we broke up, straight up
Was begging me to be his wife
Oh girl, I got million stories, and I got all night, so tell me
Oh girl, yeah, where's another bottle of wine

Did he cheat, did he lie
Did he love to make you cry
And call you crazy
Was he drunk, was he drama
And mean to his mama
And call your best friend baby
When it comes to him, I know I'm gonna win
Nobody's ever done bad better
I've got the best worst ex ever

Did he cheat, did he lie
Did he love to make you cry
And call you crazy
Was he drunk, was he drama
And mean to his mama
And call your best friend baby
When it comes to him, I know I'm gonna win
Nobody's ever done bad better
I've got the best worst ex Oh
The best worst ex Oh
The best worst ex ever