Guest Room

Spell it out
Girl, you ain't easy to read
But if I had to guess by the change in your tone
I'd say you're pissed off at me
Hell, I don't know
What I might have or have not done
But I'd hate to waste this evening wondering
What you're wondering

So come on, make it easy for me

Tell me, will I be sleeping in the guest room?
Am I gonna be sleeping in the guest room?
Let me know if I should go relocate my pillow
And drag my ass up to the guest room

What if I
Apologize in preemption
For whatever it was that hurt you, girl
It was not my intention
Yes or no, "I don't care" is not an answer
Just your way to torture me
When you think it's what I deserve

So come on, take it easy on me

Tell me, will I be sleeping in the guest room?
Am I gonna be sleeping in the guest room?
Honey, please don't make me go relocate my pillow
Oh, it sucks up in the guest room

The mattress ain't firm enough and it hurts my back
It's cold upstairs and there's no changing the thermostat
There's no TV so I miss the news and the late-night shows
And it's always a nightmare not having you to hold

Am I gonna be sleeping in the guest room?
Oh, there's no rest up in the guest room?
Honey, please don't make me go relocate my pillow
It gets lonely here in the guest room, oh

I don't wanna be sleeping in the guest room
I don't wanna be, don't wanna be
I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be, no