I Don't Know (And I Don't Care)

(アルバム： Roses For Mama - 1977)

Now how many peppers did Peter Piper pick ta get himself a peck a' pickled peppers?
But more importantly, how many pickles do you get in a peck, when you can't find no peppers ta pick?
And furthermore, who wants a pickle that's made from a pepper by a guy named Peter Piper?
And in conclusion, how many pipers do you know that pick pickles? And how many Peters are pickled?

Well, I don't know, and I don't care
Go away an' leave me alone
I don't know, and I don't care
He don't know, and he don't care
About nothing

Now how many ducks could a duck plucker pluck, if'n the duck plucker plucked until dark?
And more importantly, how many plucks would it take on a duck, 'til the plucker got duck plucker's arm?
And furthermore, if the duck plucker died whilst plucking the duck, would you call it the fault of the duck?
Or think now, would you say that the plucker had run out of ducks? And they called it "duck plucker's luck"?

Well, I don't know, and I don't care
Go away an' leave me alone
I don't know, and I don't care
He don't know, and he don't care
About nothing

Now how much wood could a woodpecker peck, whilst Peter was a-picking them peppers?
And what if the pluckor became the pluckee, and the woodpecker's name was Chuck?

Well, I don't know, and I don't care
Go away an' leave me alone
I don't know, and I just don't care
He don't know, and he don't care
About nothing

Boys got any idea how we gonna get outta this?

We don't know

Don't know, huh?

We don't care

Yeah, I know you don't care, neither

That's good