Ashley Abernathy

Hey, David Lee Roth in the house tonight with a Song Of Love for Ashley

Ashley Abernathy swinging on granny's front porch
Look at her go, and she's starting to rock
Thinking 'bout the horses that she rides, but then of course
The rocking goes from roll to rock

Leaping off the rocker, ain't nothing gonna stop her, no
Grabs a bunch of Beenie Babies on the way
Yells to mom and dad, "Hey, pack my camping bag.
'Cause we're goinnna hit the trail by the middle of the day."

Tell me, who drives the cart? (Ashley Abernathy)
Who deals the cards? (Ashley Abernathy)
Who steal your heart? (Ashley Abernathy)
'Cause Ashley Abernathy makes you happy, yes

Oh baby girl, you the most beautifulest in the world
Let me tell you 'bout it

Now Ashley Abernathy smiling behind the wheel, yes she is
Of her little golf cart, oh
Mom and dad and baby doll crammed in the back
With some board games, hey, and some playing cards

We're halfway out of town, the sun ducks behind a cloud (oh no)
But baby's and her keychains rattling in the shade
With granny by her side, she swings a real smooth ride
Whooping and a-hollering and she says a day

Who drives the cart? (Ashley Abernathy)
And who deals the cards? (Ashley Abernathy)
Who steal your heart? (Ashley Abernathy)
'Cause Ashley Abernathy makes you happy, yes she does

Go rattling 'round that kitchen
She sure can cook (cook it up, mama)
A-fishing and a-twitching
Who's that playing nurse? (Doctor, doctor)

Who drives the cart? (Ashley Abernathy)
And who deals the cards? (Go fish) (Ashley Abernathy)
And who steal your heart? (I'm gonna tell you) (Ashley Abernathy)
Is Ashley Abernathy makes you happy

And I'm a happy-pappy, baby
When you smile at me
Diamond David Lee goes completely into ecstasy
My IQ drops down to two, you are beautiful mama

(Ashley Abernathy) Oh, I'm testifying
(Ashley Abernathy) Oh, yeah
(Ashley Abernathy)
'Cause Ashley Abernathy makes you happy
I said it and now I'm thinking it