Wrecking Ball Parody

[Lisbug:]
I'm having a really bad day
No one better fuck with me
I stepped on dog poop then my mom sexted me accidentally
Maybe some TV will come relax me
Come on, pretty girls, lie to me
But then the DVR says that it is gone

[Shane:]
Oops, my bad. I'm sorry
I needed a quarter for my Cupcake Wars

[Lisbug:]
I'm gonna kick you in the balls
I don't give any fucks at all
If anyone pisses me off, they're gonna get a kick to the balls
Hey, look. It's the Pizzaman
You're 30 minutes late again
Oh, hey, Mr. Mailman
No more junk or I will kick you in yours!
Oh yeah, I wanna kick more

I'll kick my ex-boyfriends
The cop who gave me a ticket
And my pervy poolman
The stylist that fucked up my bangs
I'll kick any guy in my way
Don't care if you're black, white, crippled or gay
These feet don't discriminate

But what happens if I run out of douchy guys?
Where will I get my relief?

[Lady:] Excuse me, you're in my parking spot
[Lisbug:] Oh, my god, I'm so sorry
[Lady:] Fucking blonde!

[Lisbug:]
I'm gonna punch you in the tits
Bitches, better watch out for my fist
Hey, ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend, I'm gonna punch you right in the tits!
The chick who stole my parking spot cut me in line at the coffee shop
I don't care if you are just a kid
You're gonna get punched in the tits
I don't want your cookies
Go cry to your mommy!

[Shane:] Lisa, what are you doing?
You're totally out of control
[Lisbug:] But it feels so good
[Shane:] It does feel good