Me Too

Patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's man
Bake her a cake as fast as I can (Aah!)
Give her all the loot, all the loot
Just give her all the loot 'fore you lose
I know you seen this type of thing on the news
You get into a little fight and then you get accused
Now you're being arrested for sexual abuse
Nobody believes you, they think you broken all the rules
The prosecutor is a little blonde chick with a noose
Who's already baised so you're prolly already screwed

If you don't believe half these brauds with these
Frauds with cheese, trash-bags see through, bro
#metoo, bro

I think she lying, bruh (#metoo)
I think she lying, bruh (#metoo)
I think she lying, bruh (#metoo)
I think she lying, bruh (#metoo)

(No, I'm not) Yes, you are
(No, I'm not) Yes, you are
(No, I'm not)
Shut up, whore, why'd you come up for? (To talk?)
For a drink and a talk in a pink dress?
With your tits out so I blink less?
What'chu think, I'm dumb, girl?
I'm sure you thought I was dumb but
Lemme break the news to ya, cunt
You came here on your own accord
I saw you drive up in your own Accord
You parked right next to my enormous Porsche

I think she lying, bruh (#metoo)
I think she lying, bruh (#metoo)
I think she lying, bruh (#metoo)
I think she lying, bruh (#metoo)
I think she lying, bruh (#metoo)
I think she lying, bruh (#metoo)
I think she lying, bruh (#metoo)
I think she lying, bruh (#metoo)

(No, I'm not, no, I'm not)
Uh, yes, you are
(No, I'm not, no, I'm not)
Mmm, yeah, you are
(No, I'm not, no, I'm not)
Okay, then come inside
You know that I know you're only here for a reason, slutty
And last that I checked, you're only messing with people with money
You're only talking to me 'cause I got something you need
And you got something I want, this shit ain't given for free
It's not even cuffing season
You're fucking bluffing enough, I see it
And I'm allergic to your bullshit, hoe (Choo!)
I'm fucking sneezing, what'chu think
I thought you were looking for love this weekend?
That's a bit of a reach, I don't think you came to cuddle even
Your Tinder might as well have said your hobby's guzzling semen
Don't you have a husband, Ethan?
Or maybe his name was lovely Steven?
I seen your IG posts, you fucking demon
Go huff on Ether, you're such a diva

I think she lying, bruh (#metoo)
I think she lying, bruh (#metoo)
I think she lying, bruh (#metoo)
I think she lying, bruh (#metoo)

(No, I'm not) Yes, you are
(No, I'm not) Yes, you are
(No, I'm not) Yes, you are
(No, I'm not) Yes, you are
(No, I'm not) Yes, you are
No, you're not (Yes, I am)
Oh my God! I meant, no, I'm not! (Yes, you are)

No women were harmed in making of this production
Only bitches
#fuckyou