Abe Lincoln Man

When trouble is a-brewing
And things are getting weird
The bad guys are lurking
And they've got the world a-feared
We need a superhero
With a cool hat and beard
It's Abe Lincoln Man!

He doesn't shoot bullets
Or fly through the air
Drive a fancy car
Or have a secret lair
But he's really kinda tall
And he's extra-super fair
He's Abe Lincoln Man!

Abe Lincoln Man, Abe Lincoln Man
A presidential hero!
Abe Lincoln Man, when he takes a stand
Evil doers cry in fear
Oh no no no no no!

Well, the robbers and the crooks
May think they're out of reach
But they're gonna learn a lesson
Honest Abe is gonna teach
He kicks a little butt, then he makes a little speech
He's Abe Lincoln, Abe Lincoln, Abe Lincoln Man!