Damned

(アルバム： Stiff Upper Lip - 2000)

Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes
Or else you'll wind up in the can
No jokes, don't write, sit tight, don't fool around
You are a guest of Uncle Sam
Stand up, look right, don't slouch and stand at ease
Allow no sex above the knees
And when I snap, you jump into the master plan

I'll be damned
Well, I'll be damned
I'll be

Damned, if I drink or smoke
Damned, if I steal your joke
I'll be damned, if I go for broke
Damned, if I do
Damned, if I don't

Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around
I'll make a monkey out of you
You sign your name right on that dotted line

Boy, I'll be damned
I'll be

Damned, if I drink or smoke
Damned, if I steal your joke
I'll be damned, if I go for broke
Damned, if I do
Damned, if I don't

Damned, if I drink or smoke
Damned, if I steal your joke
I'll be damned, if I go for broke
Damned, if I do
Damned, if I don't

Damned, if I drink or smoke
Damned, if I steal your joke
I'll be damned, if I go for broke
Damned, if I do
Damned, if I don't

I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned