Happy Ever After

All she wanted was a good ol' boy with a dog and a gun and a truck
She got it when she got me and then she up and dropped me
For a dude with a daddy trust fund
I was trying not to miss her, trying to forget her
Hanging round the house heart broke
Til I walked in here, got a bucket of beer
And next thing I know

I'm kicked back with a cold one in my hand
I gotta redneck soaking up a neon tan
Brunette that I just met with me, she just kissed me
And whoa, it just hit me like
I never thought I'd be this better off
Throwing back these double black label shots
In a honky tonk heaven on earth
Here's to happy ever after her

I bought everybody here a round from a bottle on the tip top shelf
I got a Mississippi sipper, throwing in a lipper
Nobody's giving me hell
I got Hank on the juke, got me stomping these boots
Til somebody says last call
Told my buddies to my left, these honeys on my right
I don't miss her at all, 'cause I'm

I'm kicked back with a cold one in my hand
I gotta redneck soaking up a neon tan
Brunette that I just met with me, she just kissed me
And whoa, it just hit me like
I never thought I'd be this better off
Throwing back these double black label shots
In a honky tonk heaven on earth
Here's to happy ever after her

Yeah I pop another top, throw it on back
Put it on my getting on over her tab
Pop another top, throw it on back
Put it on my getting on over her tab, cause I'm

I'm kicked back with a cold one in my hand
I gotta redneck soaking up a neon tan
Brunette that I just met with me, she just kissed me
And whoa, it just hit me like
I never thought I'd be this better off
Throwing back these double black label shots
In a honky tonk heaven on earth
Here's to happy ever after her
Yeah after her, after her