Scavvy Boi

Live by the gun, die by the bullet
Dick like a trigger, goes pop when I pull it
All day AK FMJ
With a Tactec, Backpack, PSA
More takedowns than DMCA
And I loot more bags than the TSA
I'm a simple man in a complex place
I like birds and trees
And shooting motherfuckers in the face
Okay, let's take a breath
Calm down just a little bit and maybe then
We can work this out, just me and you
And a gun, and a knife, and another gun (two?)
Why not bring two? Maybe one gets jammed
Maybe one's my friend and I named him Sam
And Sam doesn't like to get involved in this shit
Yet here we are, okay

Scavvy boi
Is the scavviest of scavvies
He's a scavvy boi
What kinda gun do I got? 'Cause I can't tell
Scavvy boi
Is the scavviest of scavvies
He's a scavvy boi
From the spawn, I've been walking on eggshells

I'm practically a hatchling, spreading my wings
Up in Tarkov
Damn near naked like a tree with the bark off
What's a hair trigger? 'Cause I'm far from hard-cocked
Anybody got a stimulant? I'm not a narc, promise
I'll swallow my pride followed by shots of vodka
PMC's running train on me like a conga
I just wanna head home and have a bowl of Tushonka
But I gotta do another coffee run for Reshala
Guess I'm starting from the bottom like a Makarov
But one day I'll face an enemy and wack him off
I mean wack him, not wack him off, that was wrong
Don't wanna get distracted down in your sack too long
So I'll jack your gun off, yeah 'cause I'm scavenging
A Freudian slip, definitely haven't done
I'm so masculine, but I'm barely growing a stache
What the hell is a "ruble"? I only wanted your cash, I'm a

Scavvy boi
Is the scavviest of scavvies
He's a scavvy boi
Nothing to lose, so let's start some drama
Scavvy boi
Is the scavviest of scavvies
He's a scavvy boi
If you have loot, then say "dasvidaniya"

USEC? More like you suck
Scavvy boi be dodging bullets like it's water off a duck
Oh you're a BEAR? That's nice, call me Daniel Boone
Sick burn like the fire in your mom's poon
Coming in real hot with some random shit
Doesn't matter one bit, 'cause I got a big dictionary
Well, technically a Wiki page
Www.ballsack.motherfuckingtarkovwiki.com
Creeping through the town
Then the doc comes through and I pop, pop, pop him down
Move quick, no sound
Then Shroud comes through and I pop, pop, pop him down
I just spawned and I spot another scav in my sight
Maybe I can trust him 'cause I'm not asking to fight
Find an extraction together, that would be tight
So I dab to the left and dab to the right
He gave me some extra meds from his bag, that was nice
"Come with me, I got a map", but I'd rather just hide
In a bush on the jon, or a water drain
I'll stay hidden longer than Saddam Hussein
'Cause I wanna hang somewhere it is alway safe
Fuck, somebody shot me in the arm, have you got a brace?
"Where did it come from?" By that pine tree over there
"Which one?" To the west, or the east, don't know where
Nevermind, he went behind that white oil tank
"But there's nine of them", I meant inside the storage crate
And I think he's gonna flank, a grenade, get down!
As if I'd ever escape this town, I'm a

Scavvy boi
Is the scavviest of scavvies
He's a scavvy boi
Scavvy boi
Is the scavviest of scavvies
He's a scavvy boi

Daddy, I'm a scavvy boi
Daddy, I'm a scavvy boi