We Want Cait

Ha ha ha
The Queen of the Beautifuls is back
Caitlyn J, American royalty
You all love me, babe

T-girls want me to do their hair and makeup
Girls hate me 'cause I'm the cause of their breakup
Diamond fingernails and eight-inch heels
Babes on death row request me for their last meals

Boys 'fess up, girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Boys 'fess up, girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait

Conservatives scream when I walk down the street
They worship me like Jesus, praying at my feet
Flashing all their cameras taking pictures of me
Going to their surgeons saying "Make me look like Caitlyn!"
I love Trump like Anna Nicole loves TrimSpa
Applying MAC lipstick while wearing Candis' training bra
Pink like my pussy, hot like Jeb Bush
Ass up when you see me
Bitch, better have my money

Boys 'fess up, girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Boys 'fess up, girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait

Now all you dirty liberals, you love Caitlyn J
I see you looking at my pictures, your dicks getting hard
Go fix your healthcare plan, make sure Hillary's hot
Pull down your Diesel jeans and show me that motherfucking cock

Do I like boys or girls? Well, you'll never know
I'm not doing your makeup, filthy t-girl hoe
Spread 'em, forget 'em and then say my name
I'm Caitlyn fucking Jenner of Kardashian fame

Boys 'fess up, girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Boys 'fess up, girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Trump 'fess up, Candis 'fess up
[?] 'fess up, we want Cait
Kris 'fess up, liberals 'fess up
Conservatives 'fess up, we want Cait

What? I know you all want me
So keep talking shit
Go on my Instagram and leave me a comment, babe
We did it