Rhythm Thief The Musical

Phantom R...
The boy who duped France's finest...
They call him an art thief
But I know the truth
And the truth is...
I'm the rhythm thief

My name is Raphael
As you can tell...
I'm the Rhythm Thief

This coin's my only clue
To find my dad;
It's got a match at the Louvre!

Rest assured, art I've procured
I'll only use for it's clues
And safely return!

Now it's time for the show!
Hit the lights! Here we go!
My heisting's enticingly feisty, I know!

"Take care of the place until I get back, Fondue!"

Drat! That Phantom R
Escapes my grasp
But he cannot be far...

I've got a hunch he's on the move...
I'll chase him down
And catch him at the Louvre!

You like to dance with the finest of France?
Well, we'll see in Paris
Who it is who is laughing last!

Today's the day you find crime doesn't pay
As I grin and bring you in
Thanks to Vergier!

"Do I know you?"
"No... You know, I just have one of those faces..."
"You look familiar..."
"Thanks... You do, too."

Gentlemen, please save me
From a man who's raving
'Bout a "Dragon Crown!"
I think he's evil, and I believe he'll ("Hey! It's that symbol!")
Take over France!

Don't know what it means, but / Where'd you get that weird
Occasionally it gleams! / -violin?
Name's Marie, by the way! / -The mark on the side's
Nice to meet! / -pretty sweet!
Family's gone! / And it matches this sign
Where's my mom? / -on this coin here of mine!
All I've got is this sheet? / What's it mean?

"How many floors does this elevator stop on?!"
"Napoleon has arrived!"
"YOU!"

Get him! Oh, please stop him! / I will soon...
'Cause he seems a little wacky!
What a horrid outfit! / Rule the world!
Seems his fashion's tacky!

I can almost smell him and he's practically / Silence you
The scent of death! / Insolent girl!
And I find him quite appalling, / I'm the King!
And not at all enthralling! / Number one!
I hope someone calls the police! / Emperor NAPOLEON!

Gotta find my family, please has anybody seen 'em? / Bow before!
Mom may be a Duchess! Isn't that a perfect reason? / Feel my wrath!
Gotta play my song for her and then we'll finally find out if / While I split
We really are! / Europe in half!

I'll be an orphan no more! / Devil's knights
She'll have all my amore / Come tonight!
And be our / Engarde!
-Bright future! / Bonaparte!

I've got you now! / It's a mix-up!
You've got no way out! / Listen, Mister!
Vergier arrests you / Let's not make quick
In the name of France! / -Judgement calls!

You think you're slick, / That really isn't true!
But tonight you have slipped! / That's what I'm telling you!
Now you'll pay for this / This could all be
Arrogance! / -a mistake!

Justice shall prevail! / No, really!
I'm sending you to jail! / That's silly!
I'll be the man who caught / Can't we just be sporting?
The legend, Phantom R! / Have a heart-to-heart?

All the glory and fame / I am sorry
Will belong to my name! / I am sorry
Au revoir, / Inspect
Phantom R! / -or!

"No, wait! Stop that rhythm thief!"