Out To Lunch

Tom it's Colin here
Er... are you there?
If so, don't forget lunch today, erm...
12.30 Ian Randall

Er... give me a call
Or something
So that... it takes place
Bye

You're not there are you?
Tom, Colin here...
Tom, it's extremely urgent:
We're meant to be having
Lunch with Ian Randall
Where are you?

Tom... Tom, this is Colin
Are you there?
Are you there?
This is EXTREMELY urgent
I'm ringing to remind you
We're meant to be having
Lunch with Ian Randall

If you do get in
While I'm at lunch
Will you PLEASE go to L'Escargot
At the bottom of Greek Street
As fast as possible
The lunch is due
To start at 12.30
I shall be there
See you later
Bye

Hi, I'm ringing
On behalf of Colin Bell
Regarding your lunch date today
Thanks very much
Goodbye

Tom, it's Colin here
Are you there?
Are you there, Tom?
You're not there
Well, I'm at L'Escargot
Alright...
Bye

Hello I'm calling
On behalf of Colin Bell
At the Press Office
Regarding your lunch date
Today
This is Jill
Thanks
Bye bye

Hello this is Jill here
From Phonogram press office
Regarding your lunch date today
Thanks
Bye bye

Here are you there
Here are you there
Here are you there

Are you there, Tom...Tom
Are you there, Tom...Tom
Are you there, Tom...Tom

Hello it's Jill again
Ringing on behalf of Colin Bell
At the press office...

EXTREMELY urgent
EXTREMELY urgent
EXTREMELY urgent

Lunch with Ian Randall
Lunch with Ian Randall
Lunch with Ian Randall

Tom, you lucky schmuck
You've missed a wonderful lunch
With Ian Randall
Heh heh
Give me a call
When you get in
Don't worry about it
Alright?
See you later
Bye