Whutchu Jewin?

(앨범: Probably Racist - 2011)

Jews keep trying to sue me,
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal yo' shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews,
Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue

They take your ring, they take your watch
They take your rocks, they take your pipe
When you ain't looking, they take your bike
Feed them some bacon, they'll take your life
Sometimes we'd like to hate all of 'em
But looking back, they gave us Hoffman
So trust me, homie, they rip you off?
Just count your losses, don't piss 'em off!
They made Einstein, stand in line
For Chinese food, wasted his time
He built a bomb, dropped it on 'em
Then drank some wine, and said "L'chaim"
And if you're black, don't go to court
Cause they gonna ask you
"Where was you last Tuesday?"
Get a Jewish lawyer
Wanna date his daughter
And you're black?
Yeah, good luck with that.

Jews keep trying to sue me,
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews,
Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue
Jews keep trying to sue me
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue
How do Jews, try to sue

Let's all be honest!
OK, let's do this
You fucking hippies
You're fucking Jewish!
The fuck you doin'?
Rich son-a bitch!
Your name is Moscowitz-Greenberg-ovich!
So why you saying
That you're Indian?
You smoke the purp?
You're European!
Always complaining about
Something or another so
Go tell your mother, fucking grow up!
Answer this question
Don't get offended,
What's your connection to 9/11?
OK, you're right, it wasn't you
Jews couldn't fly, they try to sue!
OK, we got it, Hitler was bad
Stop crying 'bout it and bomb Iran
Well, I don't like 'em
I think their wack,
They steal your shit and they're not even black!

Jews keep trying to sue me,
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews,
Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue
Jews keep trying to sue me
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue
How do Jews, try to sue

STOP!
Stop trying to take my shit!
(Oh it's just to borrow)
No! No!
(I'll give it back!)
Stop! Man, gimme my shit back, it's my shit!
(I'm gonna sue you!)
Won't ya just stop trying to sue me cuz I can't take it
Why won't you eat bacon?
(Oy! You know how much bacon costs? It's too expensive!)

Jews keep trying to sue me,
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews,
Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue
Jews keep trying to sue me
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue
How do Jews, try to sue
(OY VEY!)