I'm Really White, Dude

(앨범: Everything Is Racist - 2016)

I'm wearing Birkenstocks, sipping on some Kombucha
I'm standing on the Dock in Santa Monica
I'm wearing a wristband that says Go Vegan in Tibet
I only eat Organic Stress-free Grass-feed foods

Yoga
Great time
Jogging
Hiking
Fishing
These Kale Chips are so damn addicting
I'm making friends with all different cultures
But I gotta tell you bro

I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
W/ my Tofu & my Chai tea, Greek Yogurt top
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
Do you want to
Play Frisbee
Do you want some Juice?
Bro
What should we get for lunch?
Could go anywhere
Let's hit the Taco Truck
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
Do you want to
Get Sushi?
We could watch the News

I do my Laundry every day
With my Gluten-free Detergent
All I wanna do
Is take my Vitamins
Stop off at Trader Joe
In a Tank Top and Lulumelons
Sun dried veggie chips
Yeah I brought my own bag
Trail mix

Paddle
Boarding
Watching Simpsons
I'm taking selfies
Co-existing
Can't wait for the
Film Foreign Festival
But I gotta tell you bro

I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
Do you want Soup?
Peet's Coffee is open at 2
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
I got a nice Vest and a beanie
Seersucker Suit
Bro
What should we get for Brunch?
Let's go get Quinoa with extra Sea Salt
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
No thank you
I quit Smoking
It's bad for you

I'm dressing up my cat like Tyler Steven
My dog loves Breaking Bad and he's also vegan
We're out of Almond Flour
Dinner Party's in an hour
Man, what would Ghandi do?
He'd drive quickly to Whole Foods

I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
I got a iPad
I hang with my dad
Sometimes Mom comes too
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
And I Longboard
And I Skateboard
Eat Superfood
Bro
What should we get for Lunch?
Let's go anywhere
C'mon you decide
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
No not thai
We had it last time
Let's try something new
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
And I'm a coder
And I'm a gamer
And I'm a DJ too
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
How are you?
Do you want Cheese?
I saved some for you