D.Va Rap

Log in, boot up, get ready, strap in, joysticks held steady
I'll be bursting in the room, then I'll watch you go kaboom, before you sign up you'll be dead already, ah
Shaking up the scene, killing machine
I'm a certified gamer, you can leave it to me
You can watch me on my stream, you can want me on your team
I'm attacking rapidly, I'll blow you all to smithereens, ah
I'm not reloading my bullets that are eroding defences that you're imposing, your heads that'll be imploding
I'm goading your team, exposing your weakness, I'll be unloading my ammo, I'll be corroding bodies when my mech's exploding
I'm a viscious button masher, I don't play tricks, think you're hitting? Doesn't matter, it's my Matrix
Defence positioning, you ain't even listening, yeah, my plays are sickening, your skills are just so basic
And I'll be boosting to a new height
Travelling and tracking down enemies, I pursue fights
I do it right, cover me, I'm shutting down these flankers
Ranking up number one, sink your ship like an anchor
What's your choice? I took the hero route, take me out of my mech, going zero suit
Popping pellets, my power pistol's precision, you're missing as you're sinking, see me holding up a salute, ah
I'll take on anyone whether they be large or small
Battle tank blasting bigger baddies, make a titanfall
Back against the wall, I'll fill your mind with fear
Teaching you a lesson, you never miss with Korea
I'll make a note on my report
I can handle warzones, just another Esport
Claim this game, I bring pain to your leader
Remember my name, call me D.Va