Steal Your Girl

Ooh, thought we were perfect when we were together
You were my shoulder
I was your ride or die
Ooh, I knew it was over as soon as you met her
I was just a placeholder
Helping you pass the time

But I ain't gonna call you up
Call you out on your shit
Just because you broke it up
Broke it off on a whim
Say something crazy so you know I'm mad
I'm more clever than that

I'm gonna steal your girl
That's what I'm gonna do, if I can't have you
I'll make a new best friend
Your girl, looks a little like me
Boy, wouldn't you agree?
We could be best friends
We got a lot in common
I think we'd really get along, yeah
It's not a threat, it's a promise
She stole everything I wanted
So I'm gonna steal your girl

I can't wait for all the time we'll spend together
You know, hanging on weekends
We'll sit and talk about you, eh, eh
Probably in our sweatpants, watching Friends, Netflix
Chilling 'til it's 2 AM, but that's none of your business
Say you don't deserve her
She'll call me when it's over
'Cause you keep your ex close
But his next ex closer

I'm gonna steal your girl
That's what I'm gonna do, if I can't have you
I'll make a new best friend
Your girl, looks a little like me
Boy, wouldn't you agree?
We could be best friends
We got a lot in common
I think we'd really get along, yeah
It's not a threat, it's a promise
She stole everything I wanted
So I'm gonna steal your girl, yeah yeah
I said I'm gonna steal your girl, yeah, yeah, yeah

But I ain't gonna call you up
Call you out on it
Just because you broke it up
Broke it off on a whim
Say something crazy 'cause I want you back
Nah, I'm better than that

I'm gonna steal your girl
That's what I'm gonna do, if I can't have you
I'll make a new best friend
Your girl, looks a little like me
Boy, wouldn't you agree?
We could be best friends
We got a lot in common
I think we'd really get along, yeah
It's not a threat, it's a promise
She stole everything I wanted
So I'm gonna steal your girl, yeah yeah