Beach Ain't One

Girl dropped me like a yo-yo
So now I'm flying solo
New dude in her Facebook photo
Looks like Chevy Chase
Lost my keys, I'as late to work
Bossman acting like a jerk
He was dogging me so I broke the leash
And put in my two weeks

Bought some Walmart shades and a one-way ticket
South of the USA, girl, I bet you wishing
You had this palm tree view, no shirt, no shoes
But I got a hot date with the sand and the sun
Ninety-nine problems but a beach ain't one

A margarita and a mini umbrella
Sure helps a sunburnt fella
Around here taxi cabs ain't yellow
But I took one anyway, yeah I did
I went on a little coastal cruise
Just soaking up them ocean blues
Ate a local enchilada
And there's a town here called... Chihuahua...? What?

Got some Walmart shades and a one-way ticket
South of the USA, girl, I bet you wishing
You had this palm tree view, no shirt, no shoes
But I got a hot date with the sand and the sun
Ninety-nine problems but a beach ain't one

Sitting here smoking this cigar
Ain't no part of me wondering where you are
Oh, hell no

Got some Walmart shades and a one-way ticket
South of the USA, girl, I bet you wishing
You had this palm tree view, no shirt, no shoes
But I got a hot date with the sand and the sun
Ninety-nine problems but a beach ain't one
No, a beach ain't one

Oh, it's feeling good out here, baby
Woo, yeah
No, a beach ain't one
Oh no, it ain't
No, a beach ain't one