Backwards Curse Words

There's a problem we need to address
The world is getting more and more PC
To the point where people give us weird looks when we say curse words in public
So we came up with a super clever way to say bad words without anyone knowing
All you gotta do
Is say them backwards

We love to say
F***, a** and s***
Motherf****** try to stop us
But we just can't quit
So any time
You wanna say f***
Listen to us
And we'll show you what's up

Like what the kcuf
I stepped in tihs
Came out of the elohssa
Of a dog who is a hctib

Maddog
Kcuf this tihs
These elohssa rekcufrehtoms
Should stop being kcids
Stop being gabehcuods
Hctibs and tawts
Now we say what we want
So shut the kcuf up

Walk up to some ladies
With my kcid in my hand
What? that's disgusting and creepy
No, I get my kid on the weekends
He's a really good kid
I don't really get along with his mom very well though
Ooh
Let's try another example
One time in college,
I sucked a kcid
What?
This little boy got bitten by a rattlesnake
And he was gonna die if I didn't suck the venom out
Ooh
But the snake bite was on his kcid!

Maddog
Kcuf this tihs
These elohssa rekcufrehtoms
Should stop being kcids
Stop being gabehcuods
Hctibs and tawts
Now we say what we want
So shut the kcuf up
Maddog
Kcuf this tihs
These elohssa rekcufrehtoms
Should stop being kcids
Stop being gabehcuods
Hctibs and tawts
Now we say what we want
So shut the kcuf up

Get ready for the
WORST CURSE WORD EVER
It can never just be said by
WHOEVER
We put together a solution that's
QUITE CLEVER
So we brought iiiiiiiiin
TREVOR
Go ahead, say it
Guys, it's not offensive if you say it backwards
Yeah, I don't know
I'm still not comfortable
It's cool guys
It's just, y' know there's a whole 'history' behind the word
Yeah can you just say it, since you are one and it would be kinda wrong for me to say it
Seriously guys?
What's so bad about saying the word
Bastard?
So what if my parents weren't married?

Maddog
Kcuf this tihs
These elohssa rekcufrehtoms
Should stop being kcids
Stop being gabehcuods
Hctibs and tawts
Now we say what we want
So shut the kcuf up
Maddog
Kcuf this tihs
These elohssa rekcufrehtoms
Should stop being kcids
Stop being gabehcuods
Hctibs and tawts
Now we say what we want
So shut the kcuf up

What about the word tit?
Oh, er that doesn't work because it's a palindrome
Er, you can just say the word boob instead
Also a palindrome
Goddammit!
I mean,
Timmaddog