I'm Rich

Hello?
Okay
Nah, you know what Ezra, buy it all
I got the money. Buy it all
Yeah. Okay. Alright thanks, buh-bye

Ding ding ding
That's the S n' P
I'm collecting dividends, check my 1095 C
That's called money
In the bank
I put 91-Premium in my BMW gas tank
Because I'm fucking rich
And you're fucking poor
Did you hear me? I'll say it again
You're fucking poor, poor, poor
You're fucking poor, poor, poor
I pull up to the car wash
I have a better car than you
Because I'm
Fucking rich, rich
And you're a broke little bitch

"Just kidding, we're perfect"

Yup
Yup
Yuh
Yup, uh-huh
Oh yeah, that's right
Do you know how rich my ass is?
I have so many assets
I spend half my time setting up shell companies
Shielding me from taxes
I have so many Porschas
Do you even know what a Porsche is?
Or, multiple Porschas?
That's Porschas, -zuz
My wife's tennis coach is having sex with her
Yup, I'm fucking rich
You're fucking poor, look at me! I'm just like you
But I'm rich! As fuck!
And you're fucking poor
Rich, poor
Just to reiterate, rich, poor
Yup
Hold on, it's my accountant
Brding! What's up dude?
Okay, still rich?
Good, I'll tell them. Thanks
Fucking rich

"Just kidding, we're perfect"

How do I say this? Um...
My portfolio is senior
Yours is JV, sophomore
I have so much money, it has to go offshore
You see there's not enough room in the states
For all my estates
I fly your bitch around on private planes
Eating off of Chinese plates
Kay?
They're made from ivory
She idolizes me
I have so much god damn cash
I'll buy her a new ass
You see, I own a plastic mining facility
You feeling me?
Just a reminder, I'm fucking rich, rich, rich
You're fucking poor, poor
You shop at my businesses poor

"Just kidding, we're perfect"
Goodbye
"Just kidding, we're perfect"