Bioshock Infinite Literal Trailer

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irrational games, with a spiky chess piece behind it
darkness, bubbles, background lights up
Shadows become, underwater, treeeees
Swim through the sea, so fast
Like the Usain Bolt of the sea
Or is it Ūsain?
A big, daddy
There's an underwater, city
Sea monster!
City lights up
It's a gold fish
Cameraman is shouting bubbles
Cameraman needs to come up for air
Much better… OR NOT!
Thrown, hit the ground
Blurry hand, look up
Ocean not so big
Big daddy not so big
THAT THING IS
Giant evil robot hand grabs your head
But he has a heart
Don't try and grab it
Or he'll throw you out the window!
Slow motion lasts till you look down, so don't look down
DON'T LOOK DOWN, DON'T LOOK DOWN
You're lucky there's a blimp, GRAB IT!
Hit it rolling backwards, there's a handle
But its to far away!
HUH-RIP the blimp, don't look down!
Why'd you look down?!
Now you've got one hand
Look around, floating town…
Tell a baby to talk to the hand
There's a man on the bal-cony, talking to him-self!
Cue Epic Music!
Floating building, wants to be, higher than, the other ones
So it booooosts itself!
Ripping Noise?!
It's not looking good!
Down he goes, onto a levitating nest of, dethorned roses!
Float into the arms of a buxon sorceress
Who's your daddy?
ME!
Oh. my bad
That's a shame; she had an amazing pair of
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