My Head Itches

Woke up this morning
Didn't take a shower
I've been regretting that
For the past hour

Because my head itches
My head itches, yeah
My head itches
My head itches, yeah

Doc I need some dandruff shampoo for my hair

Went to the doctor
He looked at me and he said
Boy what's your affliction?
I pointed at my head
And said

My head itches
My head itches, yeah
My head itches
My head itches, yeah

Doc I need some dandruff shampoo for my hair

When the doc was done listening to me
He stared at me quizzically
He said
Toby you don't need me
Dandruff shampoo is OTC

So if your head itches
Your head itches, yeah
If your head itches
Your head itches, yeah
(Hit the wrong, I hit the wrong chord!)

Go to the pharmacy and get some shampoo for your hair,
Dandruff shampoo,
For your hair,
For your hair,
For your hair
For your hair
For your hair
For my hair.