I Feel It Coming (Parody)

Yeah
Uh

Used to be the hardcore type
Pounding randoms every night
But I'm switching up my style
For Selena Gomez
Heard about how your last guy
Couldn't do ya' how ya' like
I'ma make our romance last
By staying between your legs

You've been scared of love 'cause your ex was a douche
Didn't feel ya' coming like The Weeknd do
Feel it with my tongue, take a note, Justin Biebs
That's why this song's about you orgasming

Selena's coming
Selena's coming, Biebs
Not for you, Justin
Now she's coming for me
Selena's coming
Selena's coming, Biebs
From my hip-thrusting
She's coming endlessly

I have got to get her back
What's he have that I don't have?
Plus his music is straight wack
And why is he on Mars?
I challenge you to a match
Who invited the douchebag?
First man to make her climax
Wins the Latina's heart

Fine, I'll kick your butt, but, first, here are the rules
There will be no touch, just sensual dance moves
Twerks, and body thrusts. Okay, sounds good to me
Winner will be judged by my orgasming. Go!

I'll have her coming
Faster than you, ass face
No, you won't, Justin
This one's called the M.J
Oh, please, that's nothing
I call this the Ass Quake
I feel it coming
Keep dancing, yes, that's great

Selena's coming
Selena's coming, yay
Selena's coming
Selena's coming, yay

No. No wait, no! Stop the music
This isn't working
Justin, The Weeknd
I'm a faker, I've been faking this entire time
Neither one of you actually do it for me
So, yeah, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna go

What the hell, man!?
This is all your fault!

Yo, screw you, man!
I can't believe it...
She was faking it the whole time?

Yeah...
Neither can I

You know what, man?
I was just jealous of you
I actually do like your music

I, I like your music too

Really?

Yeah