Live While We're Young Parody

Last night we had an orgy
(we had an orgy)
and there were no women allowed.
We all woke up together.
(Woke up together)
My butt is kind of hurting now.
(Ow, ow, ow).
Hey, do you like my new hairdo?
Oh my gosh it's really cute.
I did my nails too.
Cool.
Do any of you want to scram?
Oh, God, no honey, we're cool.
We like dudes!
All these ladies, ladies, ladies,
but we don't want none.
We'd rather jump on each other
and slap our buns.
Oh, no, those hot girls want our nuts.
We'd better run.
Hey, look, it's Simon.
Who's up for a tongue?
We don't know what we're doing,
or what we're saying',
cause we don't write our own music.
We do what Simon tells us,
or else he belts us.
You are my five sexy puppets.
Oh, no, we can't even really sing.
We use this computer thing.
It's autotune.
We have no control over anything that we do.
We signed our lives away
and now we're mindless fools.
Hey, guys, let's all get married in that kiddie pool.
Yeah, that sounds real sweet.
I will be the priest.
Hey, boys, now that we
are all officially married,
tonight,
we don't have to wear rubbers.
Now, let's all take off our shirts.
We're half naked, naked, naked
and it's so much fun.
After we splash around we're gonna all make love.
Hey, Guys, what's up with Zane?
He looks completely stunned.
What's wrong with you, hon?
I drank too much cum.