Bad Cupcake

Oh, my God
The new FNaF movie teaser is out
The title on the board! I-, I solved it!
The answers, it's been staring us in the face the whole time!
It's not a theory, it's real!

Who's that creeping down the hall
And seeks you out into the office?
Wants to see you in a coffin? It's not Freddy, no
There's no doubt there are monsters here
A Purple Guy that you can fear
But there's a villain more severe that really runs the show

Sweet, but sour, your soul devoured
Look into it's eyes now, if you dare
Seems so friendly, but inside, it's deadly
All with gluten allergies, beware
Boo!

Death and flames and broken bones!
Bad, bad cupcake, a bad, bad cupcake
It's the killer all along!
Bad, bad cupcake, the bad, bad cupcake
Nightmares haunt your dying soul!
Bad, bad cupcake, it's bad, bad cupcake
The mastermind behind it all!
Bad, bad cupcake (Bad, bad)

Dripping, it roams, evil
Sprinkles, delivering cryptic emails!
It's the reason the springlocks failed!
Doesn't have legs, jumps around, I guess
Tempted Michael with it's sweet lies!
If it could, it would scoop him twice!
I'm not exaggerating! It was all the cupcake!

Death and flames and broken bones!
Bad, bad cupcake, a bad, bad cupcake
It's the killer all along!
Bad, bad cupcake, the bad, bad cupcake
Nightmares haunt your dying soul!
Bad, bad cupcake, it's bad, bad cupcake
The mastermind behind it all!
Bad, bad cupcake (Bad, bad)

Who's behind the murders? (Cupcake!)
The Bite of '87? (Cupcake!)
Who's the Purple Guy? (Cupcake!)
Who's the Phone Guy? (Cupcake!)
Why's it all so confusing? (Cupcake!)
How is Michael alive? (Cupcake!)
What's with all the fires? (Cupcake!)
What's in the box? (Cupcake!)
What's the FNaF timeline? (Cupcake!)
Glitchtrap, huh? (Cupcake!)
Who's Patient 46? (Cupcake!)
Casual Bongos (Cupcake!)
Is Gregory a robot? (Cupcake!)
Are the books canon? (Cupcake!)
What's taking the movie so long? (Cupcake!)
Why are there scenes in the Security Breach trailer that weren't in the game? (It's so evil...)

Death and flames and broken bones!
Bad, bad cupcake, a bad, bad cupcake
It's the killer all along!
Bad, bad cupcake, the bad, bad cupcake
Nightmares haunt your dying soul!
Bad, bad cupcake, it's bad, bad cupcake
The mastermind behind it all!
Bad, bad cupcake (Bad, bad)