How Valencia Stole Christmas

Deck the halls with all your stupid bullshit
It's Christmas eve I'm still shopping I'm over it
I hope your little drummer boy's a good liar
If not you'll roast his chestnuts on an open fire

And since I've got nowhere to go
Let it snow
And since I've got nowhere to go
I'm not ready for

Christmas time this year's got lonely lights
It's been a hard one and
I know resolutions won't come to life
So fuck the new year
Dashing through the snow
Got nowhere to go
I need a sign
I hate Christmas Time

Fa la la la la la
I hate Christmas time

Santa's at the food court eating chick-fil-a
The Lunatic's Been weighing down the holiday

I guess he had nowhere to go
Let it snow
The elf jumped off the shelf
Jingle bells go fuck yourself hope frosty melts

Christmas time this year's got lonely lights
It's been a hard one
And I know that Auld Lang Syne won't change my mind
I hate the new year
Dashing through the snow
Got nowhere to go
I need a sign
I hate Christmas Time

Fa la la la la la
I hate Christmas time

Somebody save me
Everyone's gone crazy
I don't want to die in line

Christmas time this year's got lonely lights
It's been a hard one
And I know resolutions won't come to life
So fuck the new year
Dashing through the show
Got nowhere to go
I need a sign
Can you feel it?

Fa la la la fuck!
I guess Christmas is fine